4x6 cards Comic Anti Heroes

Here are some of my favorite comic book characters.

pictured from top left:
Hellboy
Ghost Rider
Moon Knight
Werewolf By Night

black ink, watercolors, markers, acrylics, colored pencils

4x6 cards Funnies

This set of 4x6 cards are of some of my favorite cartoons and comics.
Pictured from top left are:
Duckman
Madman
Freakazoid
Calvin & Hobbes

Used black ink, colored pencils, watercolors, acrylics

4x6 cards Star Wars

Here is my next set of 4x6 cards. I love Star Wars and will always love Star Wars so expect a lot more cards with Star Wars characters on them.

Pictured from top left:
Boba Fett
Darth Maul
Jawa
Darth Vader

Demon Clown Toy

Here is a toy I constructed from other toys. His name is "Fuck You The Clown".
He's the most evil clown in the universe and he will let you know it.
I'm working on a comic based on him. It will be great :D

To construct him I used a MOTU Clamp Champ body, MOTU Webstor head, Clown head from halloween costume accessory, red velvet fabric for pants, blue fuzzy fabric for vest, necklace charms, and a robot arm from a figure I don't know it's name. plus paint and glue.

I really like how he came out. A great addition to my misfit toys collection.

Vampire Clown

A friend and I were at the flea market a few months back and he found this awesome clown head thing. It was all red plastic so he traded something he had that I wanted to paint it like a vampire clown. I had to sculpt the teeth and add them to it. It was a fun time. I think it came out cool. What do you all think? It's about 3ft x 3ft.

Smurf Surprise

My wife bought me some smurfs to do custom paint and stuff. I was going to turn them all into zombies but when I saw this one I came up with this idea. Well I actually got the idea from the SNL skit "Dick in a box". I pried off the top of the box and put in a custom smurf penis. I'm sure smurfette will be so happy to get this gift for Christmas :D

Here are the pics of the normal view and the custom additions by yours truly.
Hope you get some laughs because I know I did.

Always Something Bigger_Land

This is the newest in a series of drawings I'm working on called "Always Something Bigger". This is the "Land" part.
I'm thinking of turning it into a children's book or a poem story with pictures.
I now have Land and Sea done and need to finish under water, in space, in the mountains, under ground, and maybe in a city. It's fun creating new animals like the "Velocirabbits", Molesquitos, saber tooth stegosaurats, and balloon antimals.
If you want to see the "Sea" part go to my online gallery and check it out.
Always something Bigger Land is copyrighted Geff Bartrand 2009.

My New Baby Boy "Rutgrrr Howler"

Here are some pics of my new dog "Rutgrrr Howler" and my other dog "Loki".

Driving Her Home

Here is the newest installation to the "Twistid Childhood Memories" series.
Can you tell me who this one is :D

Rest In Peace Little Buddy

I had to bury my baby boy yesterday.
I'm not happy about it at all.
You meant the world to me Freakers.
I will miss you tremendously.
I already do.























On another note don't take your pet to Banfield pet hospital. They suck major sweaty balls. Bunch of heartless bastards.

To Walk The Night

Here is an album cover I did for the Horror Punk band "To Walk The Night".
They have a great sound. I do so love that horror punk.
Go check them out on myspace here
www.myspace.com/towalkthenight666

I also added the black and white artwork version for the fans of my b/w stuff.

4x6 cards Horror

Here is another set of 4x6 cards.
This time in the horror genre.
pictured from top left:

Jason
Leatherface
Ash
Pyramid Head

black ink, water colors, markers, acrylics

If anyone would like to own one they are $12 shipped.
comes with Dr. Twistid sticker

Your So Vein

Here is my newest painting titled "Your So Vein".
It was inspired by the bodies museum.
That was a great exhibit.
I liked it so much that I bought the book "Body Worlds" and that also is awesome.
Here you see the pic with only partial frame since I wanted to get a closer shot of it.
If you want to see the full frame shot go to my gallery.
Also added a close-up detail shot of the face.
Oh I also made it so the eyes glow in the dark for that extra creepy touch.
Although you can only enjoy that feature in person :D

Your So Vein is copyrighted 2009

VooDoo That U Do - Redo

Here is an old painting that I just added a lot more details to.
Always thought it was missing something but had to put it on hold until I figured out what it was.
I like it the new way a whole lot better :D
The first pic is the way it use to look.
The next pic is the updated version.
Also added a close-up detail shot for your viewing pleasure.

VooDoo That U do is copyrighted 2008

Engore Lizerombi

I found this record and thought it would make a great canvas for painting. It was originally an "Encore Liberace!" record but I turned it into the "Engore Lizerombi".
I really like how it turned out. I even did some painting to the back of the record as well. Gotta love skeleton pimps and the song titles are hilarious. This one was a lot of fun.

Kick Ass Remote Control Car!

Here is a gift from a friend for my birthday. He found it at an Amish flea market of all places. It did not have the remote though so couldn't test out all it's awesome features but looks like it does wheelies, eyes bug out, mouth opens and tongue moves and who knows what else. It was made in 2004 from the company WowWee Ltd. I could not find any info on it anywhere. Not even the WowWee website. It looks a lot like a "Rat Fink" item though. If anyone has any info I would love to know it. It is an awesome addition to my collection regardless.

Halloween Party 09

Here are some pics from our Halloween party this year. It was a great time but I got way to drunk because of the game "drunken tower" and suffered the whole next day for it. It was worth it though. A friend brought over some BBQ Bat and another brought over some skull vodka so that was some great Halloween experience fun. Enjoy